The club are now offering funeral arrangements, including a customized coffin draped in the club flag, and a brief pause at Pride Park on the way to the cemetery.

Once a funeral has been arranged, families can simply add on one of four different options or choose from a number of individual tributes to create a unique funeral."

Bronze, Silver, Gold and Platinum options are available and, depending on which one is selected, include; the coffin decorated with the Club's crest and lined in the Club's colours, internet site entry, hire of Club flag to drape over the coffin, a wreath in Club colours or full Ram floral tribute, entry into a Book of Remembrance located at Pride Park Stadium and interment of cremated remains at the pitch side.

Of course the way Derby has been playing the last few years one might say the whole team could use the service.

If Nigel dont get his finger out soon n get them winning more consistantly, he might be their first victim.